Knucklehead – CPR Certified (Just in case, LOL)

Rejoice, Knuckleheads!

Now there is a Knucklehead who is certified in CPR and AED. This may come in handy in case where a Knucklehead may have a heart attack after a bad shot or after having a bad salami sandwich. For example when Sergio went “Tin Cup” on the 15th hole at the Masters, LOL.

So don’t worry about your ticker. Enjoy the Knucklehead golf and the camaraderie. Play golf as badly as you want to play and eat the crap just as God intended all of us to.

It is in our God given right to do just that.